HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!  Let me start off by saying that I had a really hard time deciding what to post on my blog in honor of your big day.  My first thought was to re-write “Twas the Night Before Christmas” as “Twas the Night Before Mom’s Birthday,” but the fact that I’m terrible at rhyming proved to be a formidable obstacle.  Plus, this poem happens to be about fifty lines long…by the time I finished my own rendition, you would have already been celebrating your next birthday (aka your 34^th birthday rather than your 33^rd).  So, after realizing that long poems aren’t quite my thing, the perfect thought came to my mind – write haikus!!  OF COURSE!  Below are some short but sweet haikus that I wrote for you.  MOST of them are based on inside jokes and ALL of them are undoubtedly weird, but I thought they might give you a good laugh.  Have a great birthday….LOVE YOU!!!

Like an acrobat

You dangle feet over head

Christmas time is here

For your birthday treat

Go with Dad to the ballet

He'll pay for his lies 

I may be pretty 

But you chose the wiener dog

Can I forgive this?

I know you miss me

Testosterone all around

How do you do it?

Beautiful lady

You may have an ugly name

Don't worry, you rock!

Pretty nice and blonde

Likes to shop...pre-school poem

You are so much more!

You minxy minxer

Just minxing around all day

Up to no good girl 

the minx herself!